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[eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here..
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (ahh!) It’s the return of the... ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (ha-ha!) Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable: Chigga chigga chigga*} slim shady, I’m sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who, yeah, but he’s so cute though! Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can’t But it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the discovery channel don’t they? We ain’t nothing but mammals.. well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*slurp*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope {*ewww!*} but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: eminem (repeat 2x)
I’m slim shady, yes I’m the real shady All you other slim shadys are just imitating So won’t the real slim shady please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up?
[eminem] Will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a grammy? Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me But slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird? Why? so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to britney spears? Shit, christina aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on mtv Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to kim, hee-hee! I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd {*ahhh!*} I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there’s a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
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[eminem] I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it {*err*} I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with jergens And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn’t working And every single person is a slim shady lurkin He could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings {*hach*} or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming I don’t give a fuck! With his windows down and his system up So, will the real shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
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[eminem] Ha ha Guess there’s a slim shady in all of us Fuck it, let’s all stand up
Yea, I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now. But, hey, what Daddy always tell you? Straighten up, little soldier. Stiffen up that upper lip. What you cryin' 'bout? You got me.
[ Verse 1 ] Hailie, I know you miss your mom, And I know you miss your dad, when I'm gone. But I'm tryin' to give you the life that I never had, I can see you're sad. Even when you smile, Even when you laugh. I can see it in your eyes, Deep inside, you wanna cry. 'Cause you're scared, I ain't there. Daddy's with you in your prayers, No more cryin'. Wipe them tears, Daddy's here. No more nightmares, We gon pull together through it. We gon do it, Lainie, uncle's crazy, ain't he? Yeah, but he loves you girl, and you better know it, We're all we got in this world. When it spins, When it swirls. When it whirls, When it twirls. Two little beautiful girls, Lookin' puzzled, it a daze. I know it's confusin' you, Daddy's always on the move. Mama's always on the news, I try to keep you sheltered from it. But somehow it seems, the harder that I try to do that, The more it backfires on me. All the things, growin' up, That daddy had to see. Daddy don't want you to see, But you see just as much as he did. We did not plan it to be this way, Your mother and me. But things have got so bad between us, I don't see us ever being together ever again. Like we used to be when we was teenagers, But then, of course. Everything always happens for a reason, I guess it was never meant to be. But it's just something we have no control over, And that's what destiny is. But no more worries, Rest your head and go to sleep. Maybe one day we'll wake up, And this will all just be a dream.
[ Chorus ] Now, hush little baby, don't you cry, Everything's gonna be alright. Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya, Daddy's here to hold ya, through the night. I know Mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why, We feel how we feel inside. It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby, But I promise, Mama's gon be alright.
[ Verse 2 ] It's funny, I remember back one year when daddy had no money, Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up, and stuck 'em under the tree. And said some of 'em were from me, 'Cause Daddy couldn't buy 'em. I'll never forget that Christmas, I sat up the whole night cryin'. 'Cause Daddy felt like a bum, See, Daddy had a job. But his job was to keep food on the table for you and mom, And at the time every house that we lived in. Either kept getting broken into and robbed, or shot up on the block, And your mom was savin' money for you in a jar, Tryin' to start a piggy bank for you. So you could go to college, Almost had a thousand dollars. 'Till someone broke in and stole it, And I know it hurt so bad, it broke your Mama's heart. And it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apart, Mom and Dad was arguin' a lot. So Mama moved back to the Chalmers flat, one bedroom apartment, And Dad moved back to the other side of 8 mile on Novara. And that's when Daddy when to California with his CD, And met Dr. Dre and flew you and Mama out to see me. But Daddy had to work, you and Mama had to leave me, Then you started seein' Daddy on the TV. And Mama didn't like it, And you and Lainie were too young to understand it. Papa was a rollin' stone, and Mama developed a habit, And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it. I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand, 'Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud. Now I'm sittin' in this empty house, just reminiscin', Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out to see how much you both have grown. It's almost like you're sisters now, Wow, I guess you pretty much are. And Daddy's still here, Lainie, I'm talkin' to you, too, Daddy's still here. I like the sound of that, yeah, It's got a ring to it, don't it? Shh, Mama's only gone for the moment.
[ Chorus ] Now hush, little baby, don't you cry, Everything's gonna be alright. Stiffen that upper lip up, little lady, I told ya, Daddy's here to hold ya, through the night. I know Mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why, We feel how we feel inside. It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby, But I promise, Mama's gon be alright.
[ Outro ] And if you want me to, Daddy's gon buy you a mockingbird. I'ma give you the world, I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you, I'll do anything for you to see you smile. And if that mockingbird don't sing, and that ring don't shine, I'ma break that birdie's neck. I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya, And make him eat every karat, Don't f**k with Dad. Haha.
[Intro] Look.. if you had.. one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted.. in one moment Would you capture it.. or just let it slip? Yo.. [Verse 1] His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth but the words won't come out He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now The clock's run out, time's up, over - BLAOW! Snap back to reality, OHH - there goes gravity OHH - there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't Give up that easy nope, he won't have it He knows, his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so sad that he knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Chorus] You better - lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better - lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better.. [Verse 2] Soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is boring but superstardom's close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast to coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old partner But the beat goes on da-da-dum da-dum da-dah [Chorus] [Verse 3] No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin roof off like two dogs caged I was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact that I can't get by with my nine to five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family, cause man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers, and there's no movie There's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin even harder Tryin to feed and water my seed plus, teeter-totter Caught up between bein a father and a primadonna Baby momma drama screamin on her too much for me to wanna stay in one spot, another day of monotony has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot, or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin option, failure's not Mom I love you but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go it's my shot, feet fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got [Chorus] [Outro] You can do anything you set your mind to, man
[Eminem] Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still might Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write Sometimes it's hard enough just dealin with real life Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics And show these people what my level of skill's like But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life Somethin ain't right, hit the brake lights Case of the stage fright, drawin a blank like Da-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault Great then I falls, my insides crawl and I clam up {*wham*} I just slam shut I just can't do it, my whole manhood's just been stripped, I have just been vicked So I must then get, off the bus then split Man fuck this shit yo, I'm goin the fuck home World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road [Chorus] I'm a man, I'ma make a new plan Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land Time to really just take matters into my own hands Once I'm over these tracks man I'ma never look back (8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone And go follow the footsteps I'm makin my own Only way that I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road [Eminem] I'm walkin these train tracks, tryin to regain back the spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap To the same plant, and the same pants Tryin to chase rap, gotta move ASAP And get a new plan, momma's got a new man Poor little baby sister, she don't understand Sits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the pad And just colors until the crayon gets dull in her hand While she colors her big brother and mother and dad Ain't no tellin what really goes on in her little head Wish I could be the daddy that neither one of us had But I keep runnin from somethin I never wanted so bad! Sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yet It's like I grew up, but I ain't grow me two nuts yet Don't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pep The pressure's too much man, I'm just tryin to do what's best And I try, sit alone and I cry Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by That I don't pray to the sky, please I'm beggin you God Please don't let me be bitchin holdin no regular job Yo I hope you can hear me homey wherever you are Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow Tell my mother I love her, kiss baby sister goodbye Say whenever you need me baby, I'm never too far But yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know And I'ma be back for you, the second that I blow On everything I own, I'll make it on my own Off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Road [Chorus] [Eminem] You gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it Or see what the big deal is, why it was and it still is To be walkin this borderline of Detroit city limits It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate of authenticity, you'd never even see But it's everything to me, it's my credibility You never seen heard smelled or met a real MC who's incredible upon the same pedestal as me But yet I'm still unsigned, havin a rough time Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes Go to work and serve MC's in the lunchline But when it comes crunch time, where do my punchlines go Who must I show, to bust my flow Where must I go, who must I know Or am I just another crab in the bucket Cause I ain't havin no luck with this little Rabbit so fuck it Maybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shit I'm feelin a little skeptical who I hang out with I look like a bum, yo my clothes ain't about shit if the Salvation Army tryin to salvage an outfit And it's cold, tryin to travel this road Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battlin mode My defenses are so up, but one thing I don't want is pity from no one, the city is no fun There is no sun, and it's so dark Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein pulled apart I'm torn in my limbs, by each one of my friends It's enough to make me just wanna jump out of my skin Sometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not what I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top I just explode, the kettle gets so hot Sometimes my mouth just overloads the ass that I don't got But I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned Ain't no fallin no next time I meet a new girl I can no longer play stupid or be immature I got every ingredient, all I need is the courage Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words Got the urge, suddenly it's a surge Suddenly a new burst of energy is occured Time to show these free world leaders the three and a third I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird Then I turn and cross over the median curb Hit the verbs and all you see is a blur from 8 Mile Road [Chorus]
I'm a soldier, i'm a soldier, i'm a soldier, i'm a soldier...
Yo', never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, never was a gangsta, 'til I graduated to one, and got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin', took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin', willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to regret what I said, when you're me, people just want to see, if it's true, if it's you, what you say in your rap's, what you do, so they feel, as part of your obligation to fulfill, when they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real, in confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel you're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed, if you feel it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it, being reasonable will leave you full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it, till it's empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze...
[Chorus:] I'm a soldier, these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up, i'm a soldier, even if my collar bone's crush or crumble, I will never slip or stumble, i'm a soldier, these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up, i'm a soldier, even if my collar bone's crush or crumble, I will never stumble...
I love pissin' you off, it get's me off, like my lawyer's, when the fuckin' judge let's me off, all you motherfuckers gotta do is set me off, i'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bet's be off, i'm a lit fuse, anything I do bitche, it's news, pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two, who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets, an excellent method to get rid of the next bully, it's actually better cause instead you murderin', you can hurt em' and come back again and kick dirt at 'em, it's like pourin' salt in the wounds, assault and get sued, you can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room, everybody halts and stops, calls the cops, all you see is bitches comin' out their halter tops, runnin' and duckin' out the Hard Rocks parking lot, you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not, cause...
[Chorus]
I spit it slow so these kids know that i'm talkin' to 'em, give it back to these damn critics and sock it to em, i'm like a thug, with a little bit of Pac influence, I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rockin' to it, you motherfuckers could never do it like I could do it, don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it, don't ever in your life, try to knock the truest, I spit the illest shit, ever been dropped to two inch, so ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock, listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock, listen to the sound of me spillin' my heart through this pen, motherfuckers know that i'll never be Marshall again, full of controversy until I retire my jersey, 'til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty, and Lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me, and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity, i'm a...
(Chorus) My tea's gone cold, I'm wonder why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in Autumn, you must not have got them There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses to slobby when I jot them But anyway, fuck it, what’s been up man? How's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I’m 'bout to be a father! If I have a daughter, guess what I’m gonna call her? I'm gonna name her Bonnie I read about your uncle Ronnie too, I’m sorry I had a friend who killed himself over some bitch that didn't want them I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan! I even got the underground shit that you did with scam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with druckis too, that shit was bad Anyway, I hope you get this man hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, this is your biggest fan... this is Stan Chorus Dear slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance… I ain't mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don't answer fans. If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the concert, you didn't have to But you could have signed an autograph for Mathew, That’s my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you for four hours and you just said no. That’s pretty shitty man, your like his fuckin' idle He wants to be just like you, man! He likes you more than I do! I ain't that mad though, I just don't like begin lied to Remember when we met in Denver? You said if I write you, you would write back! See I’m just like you in a way... I never knew my father neither, he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her! I can relate to what your saying in your songs! So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put them on cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest! Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me, See everything you say is real, and I respect you because you tell it My girlfriend's jealous because I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you slim...no one does, She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up You gotta call me man, I’ll be the biggest fan you ever lose! Sincerely yours, Stan P.S. We should be together too Chorus Dear Mr. I'm too good to Call or Write My Fans! This will be the last package I ever send your ass! It\'s been six months and still no word! I don’t deserve it! I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on them perfect! So this is my cassette I’m sendin' you, I hope you hear it! I\'m in a car right now...I'm doin' 90 on a freeway! Hey slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "Through the Air of the Night"? About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drownin' but didn't? And Phil saw it all and at a show he found him? That's kind a how this is, you could have rescued me from drownin'! But now it's too late, I’m on a 1000 downers now, I’m drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or call I hope you know, I ripped all your pictures off the wall I love you slim! We could have been together! Think about it, you ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it! I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breath without me See Slim Shut up bitch I’m trying to talk! Hey slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk! But I didn't slit her throat! I just tied her up! See I ain't like you! 'Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more then she'll die too! Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the bridge now! Oh shit, I forgot! How am I supposed to send this shit out?! Chorus Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy! You said your girlfriend's pregnant now...how far along is she? Look, I’m really flattered that you would call your daughter that! And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on a starter cap. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must have missed you, Don't think I did that shit intentionally, just to diss you! What's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I said that shit just clowning dog, come on, how fucked up is you? Your guys will miss you Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some! And what’s this shit about us meant to be together? That's like the shit that will make me not wanna meet each other! I really think you and your girlfriend need each other, but maybe you just need to treat her better! I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time...before you hurt yourself! I think you'll be doing just as fine if you just relax a little. I'm glad I inspire you but Stan, why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan! I just don't want you to do some crazy shit! I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick! Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape but it didn't say who it was to. Come to think about it, his name was...It was you! DAMN..
Jingle bells jingle bells. Jingling all the way Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
(Eminem) Is this a white Christmas hell no my man Imp leaving blood in the snow and smacking Fat man. You mean Santa that boys a bitch He cot my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss. For real it’s no joke the guy don't play he tried to fuck way more Then a one horse slay laughing all the way but he’s not laughing today Well jingle mothering even the elves will pay. Come Christmas Eve oh nick's a goner will be Snackin on dear even blestin and downer Not a question went not even a maybe Have a drunk Mrs. Clues Say they jingling baby Give a new meaning to hoho shack that ass girl bumpin Booty in the snow. So watch out Santa You jolly old troll we'll be Stripin that slay and leave you the coal
Jingle bells jingle bells. Jingling all the way Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola "hey"
Jingle bells jingle bells. Jingling all the way Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
(Eminem) You playin reindeer games hell yeah my friend Grab Rudolph’s horns and see how far the bend When he’s nose turns red he’s dick gets back out My friend. Yeah sants clues wouldn't list me as nice In fact he add me listed as nottie twice Not cuz of the fights or the Christmas gifts hast It's cuz of all the shit I left on he's wife It's time for Old Nick to move very far before we roast he's nuts on a big ass fire Yes im that bad yes im that cruel I mean your ass is huge loss Weight for real dude. Cookies in mouth simply Quit sick. I mean when's the last time u seen Your dick. And im not one to bitch but every year I get under wear, socks and shit
Jingle bells jingle bells. Jingling all the way (Eminem)"Check it out" Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola "Hey" (eminem)"Jingle thess bells baby"
Jingle bells jingle bells. Jingling all the way Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like THAT The way you move it You make my pee pee go Doing doing doing
I don't believe it It's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like THAT The way you move it You make my pee pee go Doing doing doing
The way she moves she like a belly danca She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jamsa I think someone's at the door, but I don't think i'ma answer Police saying freeze...doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being I have needs, I'm not done Not till I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mister officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B I sing song, it a ring a chong A Ching chong chong chong ching Syke, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and you will love it
The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like THAT The way you move it You make my pee pee go Doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so temptin Nick I ain't never seen a ass like THAT Everytime I see the show on MTV My pee pee goes Doing doing doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my seat I have tickit, look I put away my zipper's zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman This movie is PG mister officer I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael He's too busy, I am Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you laugh cuz there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]
The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like THAT The way you move it You make my pee pee go Doing doing doing
Hilary Duff is Not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like THAT Maybe next year I'll say ass And she'll make my pee pee go Doing doing doing
The way she moves she dances like a gogo In that video she sings Get Out you boso, "I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo" Police saying freeze...doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee Pee, on the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit! Syke, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed I don't think my joke is working, I must flee Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get DOWN
The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like THAT The way you move it You make my pee pee go Doing doing doing
So Gwen Stefani Will you pee-pee on me please? I ain't never seen a ass like that Cuz the way you move it You make my pee pee go Doing doing doing
[Dre] Fuck is wrong with you?! (HA)
Добавлено (11.04.2009, 13:50) --------------------------------------------- Eminem, 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks And Introducing Cashis You Don't Know
[Chorus] Who run it? You know ya acting like ya don’t know We run it You know but ya acting like ya don’t know Who run it? You know ya acting like ya don’t know We run it You know but ya acting like ya don’t know You know ya acting like ya don’t know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gonna bring more dough You know but ya acting like ya don’t know
[50 Cent] Now homie I say I run it run it cause I’m in control Hypnotic hennessy a couple shots of patron I have ya feeling aight, I get ya high as a kite Party popping shawty says she coming with me tonight I ent settled the limit, I ent snapping and popping Even though I’m bopping my head though I’m just standing there watching I’ma hustler I hustle, you can tell that I’m paid And I protect what I got, I’m in a house with my blade Nigga you front you gonna get it, OK now maybe I’ve said it Cause I want you to trip it, yea I be on that shit hit You should see when I’m stuntin’, My flash is sposed to be warning Push the grip see me rollin’, you can tell that I’m holdin’ I’m just doing my thang, you know the units the game I got my grimey shady with me, you front you’ll havta get me Off your ass, I’ll pay the lawsuit and laugh Haha its not a big deal it’s nothing but some cash Lets Go…
[Chorus] Who run it? You know ya acting like ya don’t know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gonna bring more dough You know but ya acting like ya don’t know Who run it? You know ya acting like ya don’t know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gonna bring more dough You know but ya acting like ya don’t know
[Eminem] When me and fif’ got together to do this music The more we became enveloped we just developed a fellowship through it It’s no pretend shit its friendship meaning this is assuming This ent him it’s just media see the image is images With the shit its new gimmicks, its jus blood in and blood out When there’s beef you just gotta know when to butt in and butt out, If there’s a problem we solve it, we don’t resolve it It usually just evolves into one big brawl and we all get involved And we should all get a merit, cause most beef we inherit And wear it like a badge of honor, pass it around and share it And let it go to whoever’s holding the most current beef on they’re shoulders And the soldiers got their back s to the toper But tonight we ent come in here to beef with nobody We came to party, Banks, Cashis and Mr. Ferrari So it’s Shady, Aftermizath, packin’ that ass You wizass, comizo what kinda bizucko musician is that?
[Chorus] Who run it? You know ya acting like ya don’t know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gonna bring more dough You know but ya acting like ya don’t know Who run it? You know ya acting like ya don’t know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gonna bring more dough You know but ya acting like ya don’t know
[Cashis] Pistol play ricochet see where the victim lay Slumped over bleeding, J.F.K H.K to ya chest plate cave I will ride to the death, do you rep that way? Forever I’ma be a Shady seven four gangsta Plus I’ll survive everything you got in that chamber I thrive off of danger, jumping it all beef You keep talking shit now the squad gone called me
[Lloyd Banks] Enough holding back the steam, Em let off a magazine Dapadon cap of Queens, mixed in with Cashis creams Started off with half a dream, developed into what you see Telling ent my cup of tea, can’t tell I’ma fucking G? I’m all automatic when I’m at it, start static and you splattered Shit shattered, I’ma walking bitch magnet Spit it how I live it live it always to the limit And I’m always on my pivot for my digits you dig it? So what?
[Chorus] Who run it? You know ya acting like ya don’t know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gonna bring more dough You know but ya acting like ya don’t know Who run it? You know ya acting like ya don’t know I tear the club up fo sho This flow is gonna bring more dough You know but ya acting like ya don’t know Who run it?
Добавлено (11.04.2009, 13:53) --------------------------------------------- Just Dance Lady Gaga ft. Colby O Donis Red wine, Convict GaGa, oh-oh, eh
I've had a little bit too much, much All of the people start to rush, start to rush by How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone
What's going on on the floor? I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore Keep it cool, what's the name of this club? I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh oh-oh How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside outright Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say And we're all getting hosed tonight, oh oh oh-oh
What's going in on the floor? I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore Keep it cool, what's the name of this club? I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just
When I come through on the dance floor checkin' out that catalog Can't believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw And I ain't gon' give it up, steady tryin' to pick it up like a car I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex and do it until tomorr' yeah
Shawty I can see that you got so much energy The way you're twirlin' up them hips 'round and 'round And now there's no reason at all why you can't leave here with me In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down
And dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
Woo! Let's go!
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint, it's symphonic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint electronic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint, it's symphonic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint electronic
Go! Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle I got it, just stay close enough to get it Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it Spend the lasto (I got it) In your pocko (I got it)
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
[eminem] Whatever.. Dre, just let it run Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..
I sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be The most meanest mc on this -- on this earth And since birth I’ve been cursed with this curse to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve All this tension dispensin these sentences Gettin this stress that’s been eatin me recently off of this chest And I rest again peacefully (peacefully).. But at least have the decency in you To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out In the streets when I’m eatin or feedin my daughter To not come and speak to me (speak to me).. I don’t know you and no, I don’t owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing I’m not mr. n’sync, I’m not what your friends think I’m not mr. friendly, I can be a prick If you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty).. No patience is in me and if you offend me I’m liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air I don’t care who is there and who saw me destroy you Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit I’ll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe I’m tired of all you (of all you).. I don’t mean to be mean but that’s all I can be is just me
Chorus: eminem
And I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won’t even play my jam Cause I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don’t know it’s just the way I am
[eminem] Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered With all of this nonsense it’s constant And, oh, it’s his lyrical content - - the song ’guilty conscience’ has gotten such rotten responses And all of this controversy circles me And it seems like the media immediately Points a finger at me (finger at me).. So I point one back at ’em, but not the index or pinkie Or the ring or the thumb, it’s the one you put up When you don’t give a fuck, when you won’t just put up With the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too When a dude’s gettin bullied and shoots up his school And they blame it on marilyn (on marilyn).. and the heroin Where were the parents at? and look where it’s at Middle america, now it’s a tragedy Now it’s so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty Havin this happenin (this happenin).. Then attack eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way).. But I’m glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire To burn and it’s burnin and I have returned
Chorus
[eminem] I’m so sick and tired of bein admired That I wish that I would just die or get fired And dropped from my label and stop with the fables I’m not gonna be able to top on my name is.. And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation To cop me rotation at rock’n’roll stations And I just do not got the patience (got the patience).. To deal with these cocky caucasians who think I’m some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk With an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin The same fuckin questions (fuckin questions).. What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in The why, the who what when, the where, and the how ’til I’m grabbin my hair and I’m tearin it out Cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can’t take it I’m racin, I’m pacin, I stand and I sit And I’m thankful for ev-ery fan that I get But I can’t take a shit, in the bathroom Without someone standin by it No I won’t sign your autograph You can call me an asshole I’m glad
